Monday, August 2, 2010

I cant stand fat people!

  Before we get all huffy-puffy, let me clarify. I dont mean anyone who is struggling with their weight, but is trying to lose it. I mean people who dont really care that their 350 pounds, and expect us not to mock them. I laugh at fat people all the time, and I think you should as well.
  Maybe if we stopped, for lack of a better term, sugar-coating everything, fat people would put forth an effort to do something about their weight. Everyone is so afraid to hurt other peoples feelings. Maybe it's time to get blunt about some things. Maybe it's time to say "Hey fatass, you look disgusting." Now, I know it sounds rude but it's better than the alternative.
  These people will die from obesity. Diabetes is a given, and so are a dozen other life-threatening problems that are sure to follow. If you simply can't stop eating, in the addiction sense of things, then get help. You're obviously not afraid to ask for seconds, so ask for help. But dont expect people to feel sorry for you.
  It's a real shame that we accept the condition of some of these people, medical conditions I can accept, pure laziness is just disgusting. You can blame society, or bad parenting or a million other scenarios, but the real fault lies within yourself. Exercise, healthy eating' and common sense are all necessary in losing weight. If you dont see your weight loss as your problem then You should be beaten.and starved.
  I know this all sounds mean and cruel, but I dont care. I just feel like rambling about fat people, so I am...

What ever happened to good music?

  Does anyone else remember going crazy over a song? When I was a kid I used to wait for hours by the radio to catch my favorite song and press those two buttons down and get it on tape. Nowadays it's a whole lot easier to get your favorite songs but nothings really worth listening to.
  Over the years music has gone on a horribly downward spiral. Here's a perfect example, lets look at Led zeppelin. there first album is known in many circles as a "groundbreaking" accomplishment. Has anyone ever said that about bands like nickleback, the jonas brothers, or really anyone else recently? Ummm no. I think not. Maybe it's been the use of computers that has dulled down the art of music. Did you know that you dont even have to be able to carry a note anymore? Seriously, they have a program that will auto tune your horrible voice, scary isnt it? Anyone of us can be the next pop-star, with the right connections and look, you too can be Myley Cyrus.
   Not all hope is lost though!!!! There are a few select bands that still go out and put on great shows and play music with passion and love. Two of them are Mastodon and Them Crooked Vultures. These two incredible bands are keeping music afloat amidst a sea of mediocrity. Mastodon is really the only metal band in the last decade that has gotten and kept my attention. Their first few albums were just absolute gems of aggressive genius, and albums like Blood Mountain and Crack the Skye are just absolute tour de forces of musical progression.
   Them Crooked Vultures are reviving an almost dead form of rock. This band is comprised of members from Led Zeppelin, Foo Fighters, and Queens of the Stone Age. I'm pretty sure I really don't need to say much more about these bands. When you combine the three bands you get a band that will simply "rock your face off."
   So all hope isn't lost, you just need to know where to look for good music. When all else fails, stick with the classics like, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and anything containing two guitarists is always a safe bet. Good music is a rare thing in this day and age but it is out there. Happy trails!